Ashely,well where should i begin?
she has short black hair, she's petit and thin,
with ice blue eyes and a fiery grin.
she wears a studded belt and DC shoes,
and in just the right places she has just the right tattoos.
she's at all the shows, cuz she's so hard core.
she's the perfect girl for me, and i couldn't love her more.
we've been happy together for so long, she does everything right
never does anything wrong.
i would never hurt her, i swear that it's true,
but now it's Halloween and voices are coming through.
now normally i listen, never question the source...
it controls me, knows right from wrong of course.
but what it's saying this time has me a little confused,
Ashley, it wants me to kill you.
oh, Ashley it's the last thing i want,
so i'm gonna break the rules and tell her, i can't front.
sure i'm gonna do it, but i gotta warn her, damn!
the voice is tellin me to do it, it's got it all planned.
it's like "dress up on Halloween night, you gotta look your best,
and you better get this right.
don't put on some costume or some stupid shit,
instead, wear a disguise and make people believe it.
take ashley down to the Halloween Parade,
pull out a knife and ask if she's afraid.
then say, 'you shouldn't be, you're on Scare Tactics, hey?'
and then when you have her trust, STAB HER ANYWAY!!"
Ashely, what's she thinking? she must be drinking.
cuz i said i'm on the brink and
she thinks im joking, what's she smoking?
it's her neck i'll be choking.
Ashley, we gotta talk
how bout you and me go out for a walk?
we can see the fall leaves, and get some fresh air
and i can tell you the secret that's got me pulling out my hair.
hey, nice jacket, and i like your hat too.
let me start by saying, you know how much i love you.
you also know i'd never hurt you, or beat you black and blue,
but they call me minus for a reason, time to subtract you.
from the equation of life, and make things right
to balance out the universe, i've gotta do it tonight.
look i'll give it to you straight, i won't try to side step,
the voices in my head have been planning your death.
Ashely, what are you thinking? you must be drinking.
cuz i said i'm on the brink and
you think im joking, what are you smoking?
it's your neck i'll be choking,
it's your neck i'll be stabbing,
and your neck'll be broken,
Ashley thinks i'm joking.