some people wonder why i sit home and watch television,
(well, ya see...)
when you have no money it kinda limits your decisions.
i flip to mtv, man those rappers look hard,
with all their money and their cars, they never look bored.
gang affiliated with pathetic rhymes, but gettin' paid,
maybe i should try so i can get mine.
(man that looks like the life, i wish i was a gangsta)

if i had a gun, i'd bang in a gang
i'd call myself a thug and talk ghetto slang,
i'd have a gang-girl, but i'd call her my bitch
and i'd wear my gang colors that i swear i'd never switch.

(every day when i watch my tv, i see someone with some loot, tryin' to tease
me, makes me wonder if they're out there handin' out freebies, but i...)

i don't have a job, therefore i make no money
but that's ok because my mother thinks i'm funny.
i admit that i'm lazy and fat and lame,
but that works out just perfect when i'm playin' video games.
i get turned down for a job everytime i try,
so now i save myself some effort and i don't apply.
i borrowed money from everybody i know,
but if i was a rich rapper, i'd hand out cash at my shows.
(that's right, yo, here's a 50 for you and a 100 for you and a 50 for you,
and oh, here's two for you...)

if i had a gun, i'd bang in a gang
i'd call myself a thug and talk ghetto slang,
i'd have a gang-girl, but i'd call her my bitch
and i'd wear my gang colors that i swear i'd never switch.